no scrubs

if someone comes over right now and rubs my feet i will read them a poem i just wrote called...

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:09:00 -0400

if someone comes over right now and rubs my feet i will read them a poem i just wrote called ‘sorry i gave you blue balls on valentine’s day and other apologies i didn’t actually mean’ so yeah please come rub my feet bc it’s a v. good poem i swear

i hate 100% of my body 99.9% of the time

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:04:17 -0400

i hate 100% of my body 99.9% of the time

leakynipple: The way Ellen makes Portia laugh… How dare them...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:58:21 -0400

leakynipple:

The way Ellen makes Portia laugh…

How dare them disgrace marriage like this.

How did your ACT go the next day? Haha

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:47:26 -0400

i mean i wasn’t really preoccupied with losing my virginity or anything because virginity is a social construct that even 16 (or 17…) yr old kelsie knew to be total bullshit but like i got above a 30 on it anyway so

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Thu, 23 May 2013 00:31:28 -0400

evens and 5, 23 and 29

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:18:44 -0400

5. Favorite sex position

Either from behind (preferably lying down (that sounds lazy, but omg it feels so good)) or (and I googled Cosmo for the name of this one) the “lusty leg lift” lolol

23. Have you ever sent anyone a dirty text/picture?
Yes

29. Favorite body part on the same sex?
Omg, all of them. I like tummies a lot. And breasts, thighs, and neck/collarbone/shoulder areas.

2. Rough sex or soft sex?
That depends. I don’t like anything too rough, but I prefer it to be rougher than it is softer. If that makes any sense. I like biting, hair pulling, spanking, some bondage, light slapping, etc., but if we’re gonna play rough, we’ll have to go over the boundaries beforehand.

4. Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
The hood of a car behind a shopping center

6. Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
With a man, I prefer sub, but with women, dom. (for the most part)

8. Sex on the bed, couch, or floor?
Bed

10. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
No, but my mom found one of my vibrators once.

12. How often do you have sex?
Not as often as I used to.

14. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral?
If I’m receiving from someone who either doesn’t know what they’re doing or they won’t take direction, I will absolutely haaaaate receiving. 9/10, I’d prefer to give it because at least that way I know I’ll enjoy it, too.

16. A song you’d listen to during rough sex?
I don’t really like listening to music during sex. It’s distracting, ha. I’d prefer to have rough porn in the background than music.

18. Are you into dressing up for sex?
Yes! It’s been awhile since I’ve had an interested partner, but I own a maid’s outfit and a school girl uniform and I love roleplaying with them.

20. If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
If he were willing, David Tennant.

22. Do you/would you use sex toys?
Yes

24. Answered, and no.

26. Something that will never fail to get you horny?
My hipbones are really sensitive and if you kiss my neck right, I’ll probably be kind of into it maybe.

28. Favorite body part on the opposite sex?
Noses, forearms, Adams apple, a hands.

30. Do you watch porn?
Yes

1,7, 24

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:06:01 -0400

1. When did you lose your virginity?
I was either 16 or 17 and it was the day before I took the ACT.

7. Have you ever had any one night stands?
Yes

24. Would you have sex with your best friend?
No, I can’t even imagine kissing her. Even drunk, we’re not like that at all.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 23:43:41 -0400

NSFW ASKS

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:41:01 -0400

1: When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
5: Favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
30: Do you watch porn?

autoentropy: The Scream

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:33:34 -0400

autoentropy:

The Scream

Reblog if you consider Ten your Doctor.

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:54:07 -0400

onginalmaz:

I’m doing a thing where i’m trying to find out which is the most popular revival regeneration.

For Nine.

For Eleven.

bluelikejazz: bluelikejazz: I’m online shopping. Send help. i think i need this led zeppelin...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:52:00 -0400

bluelikejazz:

bluelikejazz:

I’m online shopping. Send help.

i think i need this led zeppelin ii decorative light switch cover. what do you guys think? it’s only seven dollars and it matches my walls.

screw you guys i bought it anyway

i also bought a “pre-worn” zeppelin four shirt but whatever

bluelikejazz: I’m online shopping. Send help. i think i need this led zeppelin ii decorative...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:34:52 -0400

bluelikejazz:

I’m online shopping. Send help.

i think i need this led zeppelin ii decorative light switch cover. what do you guys think? it’s only seven dollars and it matches my walls.

I’m online shopping. Send help.

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:28:45 -0400

I’m online shopping. Send help.

fromcheltoshiningsea: Heaven Runs Through Miles of Clouded Hell: If “Paper Towns” by...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:14:51 -0400

fromcheltoshiningsea:

Heaven Runs Through Miles of Clouded Hell: If “Paper Towns” by John Green had a soundtrack, it would be Arcade Fire’s concept album “The Suburbs”

arcadeflames:

trenchcoatonatardis:

“The Suburbs”
In the suburbs I
I learned to drive
And you told me we’d never survive
Grab your mother’s keys we’re leavin’

“Ready to Start”
Now you’re knocking at my door
Saying please come out with us tonight
But I would rather be alone
Than pretend I feel alright
…
Now…

I actually really love this post, because Paper Towns (my favorite book, ever) is actually so closely associated to The Suburbs for me personally; when first reading the book, I listened to Ready to Start all through the scene where they were driving to rescue Margot, so now whenever I listen to that song, that’s the mental image I have in my head

aNyways, yes yes yes yes yes i agree w/ you so much on this, and if Paper Towns has a movie I sorely hope they include the record on the soundtrack x

raggedymans: It’s almost like my computer screen it’s the only...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:05:25 -0400

raggedymans:

It’s almost like my computer screen it’s the only thing between us

#YES#YES YOU CAN#ILL PUT THE KETTLE ON

overwhelmington replied to your post: is it gif or gif? its definitely gif thank you, that’s...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:46:49 -0400

overwhelmington replied to your post: is it gif or gif?

its definitely gif

thank you, that’s what i thought

santana lopez in every color↳ blue

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:53:00 -0400

santana lopez in every color
↳ blue

burntlikethesun: ‘The last enemy that shall be destroyed is...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:50:53 -0400

burntlikethesun:

‘The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death’

is it gif or gif?

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:46:56 -0400

is it gif or gif?